lifemadesimple:

Step by Step: A Great way of Painting your own Mural without Knowing how to Draw

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unfollovving:

If a guy is mean to you just send him this pic

unfollovving:

If a guy is mean to you just send him this pic

marcomallow:

oohh one day i was looking how many died in snk, including titans, and this the results

marcomallow:

oohh one day i was looking how many died in snk, including titans, and this the results

How bra stores seem to think things work:
Anything smaller than a C cup: must be pre-pubescent. Ugly patterns, and colours. Lots of animals and stripes. Training bras. You're 12, right?
C to D cup: A woman! Pretty lacy things, nice patterns, large variety.
Anything over a D cup: Beige. Lots and lots of beige.
when I cheat on my pirate bf

fkcngg09-0123wtffffck235123shtit:

me: I’m sorry babe I love u
bf: walk the plank

sodamnrelatable:

but it was NOT YOUR FAULT BUT MINE

and it was YOUR HEART ON THE LINE

i really FUCKED IT UP THIS TIME

didn’t I MY DEAR

didn’t I my -

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twerkingdead:

*looks in a mirror* you again

hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

ralphthemouth:

lady—hulk:

It just keeps…… getting. …. better

ralphthemouth:

lady—hulk:

It just keeps…… getting. …. better

svveden:

bunnyhoodlum:

i sit on the computer for like 12 hours a day lmao

thats terrible u should try a chair

gingercatsneeze:

Big Coat
Here, have some kidlock from me. ehe

gingercatsneeze:

Big Coat

Here, have some kidlock from me. ehe

bestofnowyoukno:

lokittygirl:

philosophere:

silentassassine:

ir0nic-bytheway:

crazy-delusional-kid:

parvatiisnoone:

hokova:

hetastuck-weirdo:

nunchingbronat:

tonight-ur-my-little-cumberbitch:

lollipops-and-licorice:

misnovacaine:

magui-gui:

sarablaira:

the-doctor1999:

tigerlilly1621:

donotfuckingfollowme:

You can’t tell me what to do

Oh snap, I pushed the button.

I’m hitting the god damn button!

THE BUTTON WAS hit

GUYS I PUSHED THE BUTTON AND NOW MY LEG IS GONE WHAT DO I DO

MY FUCKING ARM IS GONE DON’T PRESS THE BUTTON ALERT DON’T DO IT

NOOO I LOST MY VIRGINITY!!!!

GUYS DO NOT DO IT IT IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD

Guys, i lost my face, what do i do now?

DON’T DO IT GUYS I PRESSED IT NOW THE LIGHTS ARE FLICKERING I’M COLD AND I CAN’T FIND THE SALT

I LOST THE REMOTE

Press the god damn button and see what happens, I dare you

AHHHHHHHHHH. MY EYES. I CAN’T SEE ANYTHING ANYMORE

DONT PRESS IT! DONT! THE WIFI ALMOST WENT OFF!

WHAT EVER YOU DO, DON’T YOU DARE DO IT ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE IS GONE DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS

I love how this post transitioned from what would scare normal sane people to what a tumblr users’ worst nightmares are.

You touched the butt.

bestofnowyoukno:

lokittygirl:

philosophere:

silentassassine:

ir0nic-bytheway:

crazy-delusional-kid:

parvatiisnoone:

hokova:

hetastuck-weirdo:

nunchingbronat:

tonight-ur-my-little-cumberbitch:

lollipops-and-licorice:

misnovacaine:

magui-gui:

sarablaira:

the-doctor1999:

tigerlilly1621:

donotfuckingfollowme:

You can’t tell me what to do

Oh snap, I pushed the button.

I’m hitting the god damn button!

THE BUTTON WAS hit

GUYS I PUSHED THE BUTTON AND NOW MY LEG IS GONE WHAT DO I DO

MY FUCKING ARM IS GONE DON’T PRESS THE BUTTON ALERT DON’T DO IT

NOOO I LOST MY VIRGINITY!!!!

GUYS DO NOT DO IT IT IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD

Guys, i lost my face, what do i do now?

DON’T DO IT GUYS I PRESSED IT NOW THE LIGHTS ARE FLICKERING I’M COLD AND I CAN’T FIND THE SALT

I LOST THE REMOTE

Press the god damn button and see what happens, I dare you

AHHHHHHHHHH. MY EYES. I CAN’T SEE ANYTHING ANYMORE

DONT PRESS IT! DONT! THE WIFI ALMOST WENT OFF!


WHAT EVER YOU DO, DON’T YOU DARE DO IT ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE IS GONE DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS

I love how this post transitioned from what would scare normal sane people to what a tumblr users’ worst nightmares are.

You touched the butt.

ymirxkrista:

shepardtaichou:

there’s a really big difference between “the writers want to put these two characters in a queer relationship but can’t because of censors” and “we’re going to keep putting these characters in queer situations and playing it off as a really funny joke”

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